KYBERIA
When Microsoft turns against us
Downloading crap ads and invented
news
And we’re about to do a video
call
That can enrich our life
Who can we turn to?
NO NO NO I scream
NOT NOW!
Quickly trying to stop this
Microsoft madness
Minutes before my call begins
Surely technology
When one is not a techie
Must be fought against
Magically
That is my strength
And the creaky old brain
Sifts through the pantheon
Of world gods and goddesses
And here, an inventive blogger
Writes about Kyberia
Claiming she is the daughter of
Hermes and Eris
Well, Hermes is Mercury in Greek
myth
And he certainly is the god of
communication
Eris is Discordia in Roman myth
And she certainly is the goddess
of discord
There is no proof that they are
the parents
But I love the name Kyberia
Sounds like Syberia
A favorite adventure game
And so like this creative blogger
I eclectically build upon her
modern goddess
Imagining a hacker, super-tech,
and
Mensa-off-the-wall smartie
In seconds I desperately buy into
her powers
Lighting my favorite incense
Opium, based on the spicy perfume
Not the drug
Select elemental crystals
And walk my protective circle
Appealing to her to protect my
computer
From the ravages of the mindless
machine
And oh, the hour-long video call
Speeds by perfectly
No buffering, no dire threats
And an hour after the call
The system insidiously wends its
way
Into the game I’m clicking for
relaxation
But it’s ok and
I thank Kyberia for her
protection when needed
Promising her an ode, a poem, a
song of praise
Written by me, a woman so crazed
Then saved
By the new Techno-goddess Kyberia
Long live her light…
© 2024 Clarissa Simmens
(ViataMaja)
IMAGE: Kyberia as imagined by me




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